S3 - Champions to play, incrasing elo
Posted 09 December 2012 - 12:13 AM
I got MPTS
Lanewick Bot said:
Posted 09 December 2012 - 12:26 AM
at first, when playing her, your timid indoor eyes will ache and the pressure will leave them bloodshot and dry as you sweat knowing your spear must land or face embarrassment infront of your elo peers. your fingers will shake with fear and virginity. but over time your hands will develop into those of a plastic surgeons working on a large boob job. your eyes will become stiff and stern, keen, narrowing down the movements of your enemy. you get inside their head and soon spears stick like glue. they try to escape, but you have already foreseen their death and like the reaper, deliver it. at 250% damage they cry and become bitter. soon they forget their goals of elo riches and hot babes, leaving you the victor.