This guide will teach you how to play the ultimate Garen, KS Garen.
You might think that this build looks a bit troll, but it's really FUCKING good.

The thought behind it is stacking as much magic penetration as humanly fucking possible so your ultimate does true damage to every single faggot on the enemy team. I mean look at this motherfucker


Garen calls upon the might of Demacia to attempt to execute an enemy champion, dealing 175 / 350 / 525 damage plus 1 damage for every 3.5 / 3 / 2.5 health they are missing.

Cooldown 140 / 120 / 100 / 0seconds
Range 400

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

With enough magic penetration on this bad boy and maximum CDR you'll end even losing games with atleast two-digit kills and zero assists+deaths assuming that you don't fuck up like a wheelchair racer.

Garen will regenerate 0.5% of his maximum health per second after not receiving damage for 7 seconds.








Garen gains a 15 / 20 / 25 / 30 / 35% speed boost for 4 seconds. His next attack deals 140% of his attack damage plus 30 / 45 / 60 / 75 / 90 bonus damage and silences his target for 2.5 seconds.

Cooldown 12 / 11 / 10 / 9 / 8 seconds








Passive: Garen's armor and magic resist are permanently increased by 0.5 every time he kills an enemy unit. This bonus is maxed at 25.

Active: Garen places a defensive shield on himself for the next 3 seconds, decreasing all damage taken by 20 / 24 / 28 / 32 / 36%.

Cooldown 30 / 27 / 24 / 21 / 18 seconds








Garen rapidly spins his sword around his body for 3 seconds, reducing the duration of slows by 50% and dealing 50/90/130/170/210 (+140% of attack damage) physical damage to nearby enemies every 1 seconds. Garen removes any slow effects on him at the start of the dance.

The bonus damage is further increased by Garen's critical strike chance. Damage to minions is reduced by 50%.

Cooldown 13/12/11/10/9 seconds
Range 330








Garen calls upon the might of Demacia to attempt to execute an enemy champion, dealing 175 / 350 / 525 damage plus 1 damage for every 3.5 / 3 / 2.5 health they are missing.

Cooldown 140 / 120 / 100 / 0seconds
Range 400

These can't be changed ever, if you do try to cut corners on these i will hunt you down and feed you expired milk through my carved out wooden leg.

You gotta have the magic pen and bonus damage to targets on low hp, only way to increase your ult's damage. We get 9 in utility cause we need movement speed for easier dives onto low health targets to secure dem kills.

If i have to explain this you are a retard, but since not everyone is blessed with divine skill and decision making like myself i'll be brief.

Early game: Farm and survive in the lane. Doesn't matter which lane you take cause you just need a bit of gold for your build, you can even jungle with this guide and if your team complains about you not ganking tell them that they are faggots and that you will report them.

Mid game: Once you have your ultimate you should coax your team into teamfights with the opposing team. Once teamfights commence stay in the back and when your eagle eyes spot someone plummeting in health you pop your + (and if needed) and that motherfucker faster than your mom dropped you head first on the kitchen floor. If all went well you are 300 gold richer and 1 kill cooler.

Late game: Same shit, keep building towards my super secret build. Keep stealing kills with ult and if your ult should be on cooldown try to steal kills with your Q instead.

After the game: Type "BG easy no0bs" and keep boasting about how huge your phallus is in the post-game lobby. Also challenge them to 1v1 duels to prove how fucking cool you are. If anyone picks up on your challenge, Go read my 4K Elo Kayle Guide.

If you don't upvote my guide i might forget to pull out of your mom tonight, thanks for reading scrubs.