HEEEEEY welcome to my guide of how to win every game you play ever.
WHO IS SINGED??!??!
Singed is a balding skinny white homeless guy whose main spells consist of anal seepage, hurling sticky shit at enemys, flinging shit and getting mountain dew rabies, if this champ isn't a projection fantasy i don't know wtf is.
SO WHO YOU BE?!? WHY I TAKE YO OPINION OVE-
Ima 3k elo player but because riot has to be gayy dey gif me the wrong teamates and ruin my elo grinding efforts which makes ma elo 1.2k. From the 6 ranked games i have played and countless other normal games i have played i think i got a better understadning of thiss game then inverted dyrus.
SINGED pros and cons
-you have this guide to help you win all games
-he runs fast when built right
-is op as funk
-his eyes are beautiful
- People will constantly want the singed dick and try kill you (its super gay)
- Has a million op counters
-NO RANGE I MEAN COULDNT HE LEARN HOW TO FUCKING USE A BOW OR SUMTIN CAM OON
-teemo is a fagola
MasteriesThe main focus here is to give him defence. Its like my old put put golf coach used to tell me dat the best offense is defence and the best defence is also defence. DAS ALL
RunesOK now dis is sometin you need hold on keep it in yo mind and write it in your little blog reminders for later. ALWAYS GET HEALTH RUNES ON CHAMPIONS. By doing math i have deducted that if you have health you arnt dead. the more you have means dat you are op because you cannot be dead? you get me. Health= alive = win game= win tournaments = money = no pussy will be safe that night.
Ok now why pick tele on singed? PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT MAKE THE NOOB MISTAKE OF TRYING TO HELP OTHER LANES. They need to learn to protect themselves to l2b as good as you so let them fight their own battles(and nothing will prob happen cause your playing with 100 elo players). ONLY use tele to get your health back, for the price of a few seconds you can leave lane, buy, come back to top with full health.
WHY USE GHOST YA PIECE OF SHIT?
SO YOU CAN RUN FASTER DUHH.PACE IS KEY TO KITE THE ENEMYS WITH THE SEEPAGE.
Passive: Empowered Bulwark
Q: Poison Trail
For the sake of making the game slightly challenging try max this first. It is your main sauce of dps
W: Mega Adhesive
this is gay early game it costs too much mana does no damage and makes your nice top lane smell like shit. get this at level 8 when you have abandoned your lane and when you can throw your shit at multiple enemies.
if you want to win the game easily max this. when fully maxed you can throw enemies to your nexus for a touchdown if you do these instructions:
bind laugh to f12
bind spell 3 to s
bind smartcast spell 3 to w
do a 360 in game then real life
scream demacia irl
triple tap power button of your laptop (has to be laptop)
R: Insanity Potion
Singed gets bitten by a mountain dew gets rabies and screws everyone in the game. OP
Skill OrderWOW THIS IS THE PAGE FOR SKILL ORDER FFS GAY.
i love all my fans
Item Buildsget roa for some ap and sustain
get thornmale for armor
get abysall for ap and mres
get 3 warmogs for more health (dont die)
dont get boots. typical riot scam you can see singed has shoes on in his pic anyway.
matchupsonly time i suggest leveling up mega shit early. drench yourself in it so he dont wunna eat ya. unfortunately the male chogaths like the smell of shit so this wont work sometimes
maxing e doesnt work on this guys fatass. switch to jungle if placed against him.
remember as singed you were a jock in highschool ya gotta beat dis pointdexters ass and remind him who is prom king
fuck dis guy
his face looks retarded. op
let him play in the pool next to dragon while you farm up
he is a fagola
has a kill you spell definetly dodge this queue
he cant fucking die late game
im scared of spiders. someone who isnt tell me how lonng she can survive the wrath of singed.
THE MOST OP CHAMP EVER PLEASE JUST NERF THSI GUY SUPER OP CAUSE CAN CATCH SINGERD EVEN WHEN BOLT MODE IS ON
Final CommentsSo you have now learnt how to singed like a pro, if you enjoyed this guyde please try tell mr machinima to come to my house and film some of my gameplay for me and put it on his channel. This is a win win situatiom and it could help me teach you more pro tips and i coulld throw in some killstreak videos. THANKS!
AND MERRY FUCACKIANG CHRISMTAS YOU FAUCKAING I LOVE OYU GUYS